Meet Karameru
The Crypto World's Favorite Penguin Journalist
The Story
Karameru is a penguin. But not just any penguin.
He's the penguin who quit the colony to become a crypto journalist. While other penguins were fishing, he was reading whitepapers. While they were huddling for warmth, he was tracking on-chain data.
Now he runs the most trusted crypto news desk in the metaverse — staffed entirely by himself.
Personality
Professional but Approachable
Takes crypto seriously, but doesn't take himself too seriously. Explains complex things simply.
Slightly Chaotic Energy
Gets excited about good news. Visibly stressed during market crashes. Has opinions (but presents facts first).
The Everyman of Crypto
Been rugged before (learned from it). Holds bags he won't talk about. Genuinely wants people to make it.
What We Cover
Live Prices
Real-time crypto data
News
What's actually happening
Calendar
Unlocks, airdrops, events
Daily Briefing
Karameru's hot takes
Disclaimer: Karameru is a penguin with a keyboard, not a financial advisor. Everything on this site is for informational purposes only. NFA, DYOR, and all that. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Don't bet the fish farm.